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24Jul/10
You caught me... I'm not much of a lyricist! And while I may wish I had the mad musical writing skills of Bernie Taupin or Mac McAnally, I simply don't. So, I'll stick to what I'm good at: Writing copy that motivates people...
So, here you are, reading about a non-musical copywriter. What's the hook? Here's the hook: Let me deliver the jingle you're looking for.
How does that work if I"m not a jingle-writer?
It works in two ways, but both have the same effect. Ever read those stories as a kid where you got to choose your own ending? A little regression is good now and then. So, choose your ending:
A.) Choose this ending if you need a way to increase your year-end sales.
Let me help you put a little extra jingle in the bells this holiday season -- and maybe a little extra jingle in your pocket from a bigger-than-average holiday bonus. Now is the time to think about a well-planned and well-written year-end promotion. Contact me.
B.) Choose this ending if you just want to increase sales, period.
Let me help put a little jingle in your bottom-line. There's no time like the present to create new sales collateral, a new web site or a well-timed promotion. Contact me.
C.) Choose this ending if you're really confused and just want to have a jingle written for your company.
Seriously? You chose this option?
3May/10
It's 10PM, where's your copy at? Better yet, what's it doing for you?
Earlier today, I was speaking with a client who is working on some sales collateral. It reminded me that it wasn't too long ago that on-demand information wasn't possible. If you wanted more information about a product, you had to make a call and then wait for a fax or even sales material in the mail. Yowza!
Today, of course, it's an entirely different story. If you see something you like in a magazine, or hear someone mention something that sounds interesting, you just hit the Web. A quick search yields exactly what you're looking for and you can easily read more about it and pull the trigger when you're ready to buy. All without picking up the phone or waiting on the mail. It's a miracle.
How's this relate to copywriting? Well, think about the process above. There's no personal interaction before the sale! The copy (along with an appealing web design and a decent e-commerce system) does the work for you. Well-written copy is a 24x7 silent workhorse.
Does your copy help seal the deal? Whether you're selling a back massager, high-end denim, cars or computers, your copy must help you sell the product. Is your copy helping or hurting business?
When you're ready for sales copy that works, contact me!
5Nov/09
Hi.
If you're looking for a solid copywriter with a quirky sense of humor, you're in the right place.
I'm John Laing and I'm that guy.
I write and produce for clients around the world. In fact, if you use brand name products or spend much time online, you've probably seen or interacted with my work. Contact me!
What do I write?
- Promotion ideation / concepts
- Campaign ideation / concepts
- Corporate brochure copy
- Web site copy
- High-performing CPA landing page copy
- Squeeze pages that work
- Training materials
- Product launch materials
- Written materials for e-businesses
- Catalog copy
- Media releases
What do I produce?
- Corporate videos (write & produce)
- Training videos (write & produce)
- Promotional overviews
- Event recaps
Who do I write for?
Agencies, businesses and start-ups. Confidentiality agreements prevent me from disclosing the majority of my client list, however, here is a partial list of client industries. An asterisk next to an industry indicates that I have written for one of the top three manufacturers (or brands) in that industry; A + indicates that I have written for multiple clients in that industry.
- Health & beauty *+ (my work includes makeup, deodorant, vitamins, toothpaste, lotions, soap, OTC meds & femcare)
- Food *+ (my work includes frozen entrees, shelf-stable entrees, soup, branded produce, salty snacks/chips & more)
- Other CPG *+ (my work includes cleaners, disinfectant sprays, tissue, toilet paper, disposable plates, detergent, batteries & more)
- Small electrics *+ (coffee makers, electric tools & battery-operated floor cleaners)
- Fast food *+
- Automotive *+
- Telecom / Long distance *
- Service providers + (testing services, billing services, psychological service providers, entertainment companies & more)
- Direct marketers + (misc. direct to consumer and business to business companies who market products primarily via direct mail, direct response television and online squeeze pages.)
- Technology *+ (computer equipment & software)
- Apparel +
- Financial +
I also help help international companies Americanize their copy.
How can you put my skills to work for your company or brand?
It's easy. Contact me! (Yes! It's that easy! Just a call or a click is all it takes to put 15-years of copy writing experience to work on your brand!)
What happens next?
When you contact me, I'll ask you a few questions about your project to make sure it's a good fit. If I think it's a good fit and you feel that I'm a good fit, we'll talk about fees. On the first project, I will generally give you a flat fee for the project, rather than an hourly rate. If you still like me after we talk about fees (and don't worry, you probably will), I'll get started on your project.
Am I too small of a client?
No. If you need high-quality, professional copy and you've landed here, you're in the right place. Good copy is good for anyone. Stop worrying and contact me!
